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Title: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Pervarotti on January 02, 2018, 08:05:41 pm
I slept from 9pm last night til 4 pm today.  I'm sick.  Been doing this a lot in the last few days.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: MUFDVR on January 03, 2018, 09:13:58 am
That's not too bad if you were real sick.

I had the flu bad and slept from 6pm to 10am a few years back.  That hydrocodone syrup helped. 

I sleep alot around the holidays, they depress me.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Pervarotti on January 03, 2018, 04:41:18 pm
me too.  I'm always glad when they're over. 
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Silver Mercenary on January 03, 2018, 08:46:52 pm
Ive slept from 14 hours to 728 days..depends on season.. i get sleepy on very hot days and very cold days.

One time I slept for 8 months..when I went to work..they said "silver..what are you doing here? you havent been to work in 8 months?..I says.."yea..its all good, was taking a power nap"

Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: MUFDVR on January 09, 2018, 08:15:27 am
Rumpeldilltard.   Like you've ever held a job for 8 months. 
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: SpaceMonkey on January 11, 2018, 03:17:35 pm
LOL.

I sleep for 8 hours most nights. I don't get insomnia or anything. My life is fucked, but I have no worries.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Silver Mercenary on January 11, 2018, 06:56:50 pm
In my Wild! Wild coke induced partying days, I think I clocked 3 days of no sleep or eating

Then went to sleep maybe 24-36 hrs..when you wake up you are ravenous! but if you dont eat for a couple of days..your throat becomes constricted so you have to eat small pieces

I would go to Mcd's..and eat like $40 worth of food..then hate myself afterwards

good times
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Ogre on January 12, 2018, 04:32:15 pm
That time I got bit by a dainty moose I slept from Monday to Thursday in the hospital.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Pervarotti on January 13, 2018, 02:00:32 pm
Dainty moose?


Tell us more.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Ogre on January 16, 2018, 10:00:22 am
Dainty moose?


Tell us more.

It was years ago, like '99 or 2000. I almost died from infection after a business trip to Canada. The infection stemmed from what seemed to be an insect bite, but the story I ran with was that a moose must have snuck up on me while I slept.

Some folks rejected that idea since a moose is so large that one couldn't possibly sneak up on someone sleeping in a hotel room. To which I would reply, "Well, it was a dainty moose." In my typical straight-man tone.

That joke killed, and the set-up was surprisingly reliable if the situation and timing were right.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: SpaceMonkey on January 29, 2018, 06:08:17 am
Ha! I like that. That's funny!
Title: Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
Post by: Ogre on January 29, 2018, 03:21:45 pm
It was a good joke, some friends still bring it up.