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Title: Pregnant chicks
Post by: Pervarotti on April 02, 2019, 03:55:30 pm
The whole time I was not pregnant I thought guys thought pregnant chicks were gross.   But I am finding out that lots of guys seem to really like it.   Or maybe they can't tell I'm pregnant.   Anyway this is new to me.   I was not expecting any male attention and it seems like its just as much if not more. 

The other thing I noticed is that I'm horny.   I thought pregnancy was pretty much 9 months of celibacy.  Instead I noticed I'm checking out every dude jogging with his shirt off and having sex dreams about acquaintances I never really noticed in the past.

Lastly, it is very freeing to throw off the self consciousness and nonstop worry about how I look and just eat.   Its nice to not feel fat even though i have put on about 20 lbs.  I'm no longer overly concerned about how I look and it feels so good.  I think I am more relaxed than I have been in years, especially because I am not drinking and sleeping all the time. 
Title: Re: Pregnant chicks
Post by: MUFDVR on April 04, 2019, 06:50:11 am
I'll remember this the next time some broad starts whining about how much is sucks to be pregnant and men suck.

Glad it's going well.
Title: Re: Pregnant chicks
Post by: Pervarotti on April 04, 2019, 06:45:38 pm
I'm about 5 months pregnant.   there are so many fat chicks around, it looks like everyone I meet is about 5 months pregnant. 

A few people have mentioned my boobs are huge.

Right now I have a bad cold, my fever is almost 102, trying to get it down so i don't have a retard.   Adam went to get me Tylenol.
Title: Re: Pregnant chicks
Post by: Pervarotti on April 11, 2019, 11:05:22 am
Little know fact, when you're pregnant your tailbone hurts because the kid is resting on it and it is shifting around to make space for the kid.   I never heard of that but I feel it.

Another fun fact- I have to pee about every 45 minutes. 

And dudes are still checking me out which I think is strange. I thought pregnancy was the ultimate turn off but men are still pigs!