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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Ogre on July 15, 2018, 03:41:42 pm »
Safe with regards to other people. Volatile gasses, firearms, motor vehicles, etc. All have some risk of damage to people or property.
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The thing about the bar exam, at least in florida, is that there are a total of like 39 subjects that can be tested, and they end up testing usually around 10, and within those 10, its a very specific narrow area especially on the essays

It is just the insane amount of information you need to be prepared to answer and how much you forget within minutes of opening the test book and realizing that there are no questions about easements or commercial paper, despite you spending 5 days cramming on those topics in the last month
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Gooey on July 14, 2018, 09:13:01 am »
LOL, I think he meant safe bet, as in a safe bet you will die painlessly, without a mess, etc.

Honestly, if someone left a suicide recording with helium voice.... would you laugh a little at first, after hearing the beginning?
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on July 14, 2018, 08:16:10 am »
Did ogre just say helium is a safe way to die? lolz

dying is the exact opposite of being safe
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Gooey on July 13, 2018, 04:39:40 pm »
If you use helium your voice will change and you can have one final laugh before you go! Maybe record your suicide note with helium voice, that might be a first? Nah, I bet a sad clown has done this before.
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Ogre on July 13, 2018, 02:50:48 pm »
If you're looking for an easy, safe, painless, clean, and easy way to die; Helium is the way to go.


What you do is connect a hose to a helium tank, run the hose to a bag that is loosely secured over your head, then just breathe.


You might think suffocation would be difficult and painful, but the gasping panic instinct that you're imagining is related to CO2 accumulation. Asphixiation with an inert gas like helium, nitrogen, or argon will just make you sleep, and fast, without the Hypercapnia. You see, you're not inhaling oxygen, so there's no oxygen to bind with carbon to create CO2, and thus no CO2 poisoning.

With Helium, you'll be unconscious in seconds, dead in minutes. Adding to that, it's super easy to get.


All of that said, suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it on. You'll be passing it to your children, so try to remember this.

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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Gooey on July 10, 2018, 10:31:02 pm »
Well if youíre invested in killing yourself, why not spend the money? I mean you literally canít take it with you! Thatís why I said tell friends, family, neighbors that youíre going out of town, then take the pills, fall asleep, dead.



On a side note, this thread really went fucking dark....
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on July 10, 2018, 07:21:48 pm »
lol thats alot of $ for a suicide..its risky, lots of people survived OD suicide attempts (especially if found and stomach pumped). but 90% success rate

most of these celeb deaths related to some opioid, benzo, alcohol mix..but who knows how many times this happened in history before fatal overdose?
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Gooey on July 10, 2018, 06:37:11 pm »
What if you took like 30 Ambiens and a bunch of benzodiazepines at once? Would you not fall asleep and overdose?
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on July 10, 2018, 06:25:07 pm »
lots of ways to introduce carbon monoxide into the home..people die of it all the time. thats how I would do it. quiet, easy, painless, no mess

The old slit your wrists in a bathtub cliche is also stupid..more failed attempts than any method
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