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Shop Talk / Re: Pregnant chicks
« Last post by MUFDVR on April 04, 2019, 06:50:11 am »
I'll remember this the next time some broad starts whining about how much is sucks to be pregnant and men suck.

Glad it's going well.
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Shop Talk / Re: Check out my client
« Last post by MUFDVR on April 04, 2019, 06:48:50 am »
is that a nipple?
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Shop Talk / Re: Check out my client
« Last post by Ogre on April 03, 2019, 04:34:54 pm »
She's hot... but she smokes. Eww.
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Shop Talk / Re: Check out my client
« Last post by Pervarotti on April 03, 2019, 04:19:35 pm »
she is very pretty

she hired some architect and he was screwing up their plan check meetings, anyway they hired me to figure some stuff out and get them out of some requirements, and it totally worked.     me = #1
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Shop Talk / Check out my client NSFW
« Last post by Pervarotti on April 03, 2019, 04:17:10 pm »
She is kind of celebrity in Argentina, a pro tennis player and model. 

Now she has a perfume business, she is a TV host etc
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Shop Talk / Andre the Giant
« Last post by Pervarotti on April 02, 2019, 04:01:41 pm »
fart story

During the shoot, which Elwes said lasted for about a month-and-a-half, the cast and crew grew very close. "I can't remember a day without laughter," he said. [Director] Rob Reiner acted as the father of the group, hosting dinners for the cast and encouraging game nights and other hang outs. One indication that the group was going to jell came on the first day, Elwes said, when wrestler Andre the Giant, who played Fezzik in the movie, "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." "It could be heard three counties away," Elwes said with a laugh. "Nobody said anything except Rob, who said 'Are you OK, Andre?' and André replied, 'I am now, boss.'
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Shop Talk / Pregnant chicks
« Last post by Pervarotti on April 02, 2019, 03:55:30 pm »
The whole time I was not pregnant I thought guys thought pregnant chicks were gross.   But I am finding out that lots of guys seem to really like it.   Or maybe they can't tell I'm pregnant.   Anyway this is new to me.   I was not expecting any male attention and it seems like its just as much if not more. 

The other thing I noticed is that I'm horny.   I thought pregnancy was pretty much 9 months of celibacy.  Instead I noticed I'm checking out every dude jogging with his shirt off and having sex dreams about acquaintances I never really noticed in the past.

Lastly, it is very freeing to throw off the self consciousness and nonstop worry about how I look and just eat.   Its nice to not feel fat even though i have put on about 20 lbs.  I'm no longer overly concerned about how I look and it feels so good.  I think I am more relaxed than I have been in years, especially because I am not drinking and sleeping all the time. 
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Shop Talk / Re: No Moar Chik'n
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on April 01, 2019, 06:26:50 pm »
I wipe three times when I poo. I just want to make sure I'm clean. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WIT THAT?
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Shop Talk / Re: Women & Flowers
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on April 01, 2019, 06:24:25 pm »
Silver, I'm going to report you!

You are now on the hacker flower list!

PS: My balls = your chin.
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Shop Talk / Re: You freaks are still here
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on April 01, 2019, 06:21:05 pm »
Mia?
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