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Shop Talk / Re: Yo Muff- What do you think will happen when....
« Last post by Pervarotti on October 07, 2019, 01:59:58 pm »
Muff... do you not like this question - cause youre a boomer?  Are u that old?

There are plenty of articles on this subject online. 
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Shop Talk / Yo Muff- What do you think will happen when....
« Last post by Pervarotti on September 23, 2019, 02:09:55 pm »
the boomers start dying?

I have some thoughts.   Many boomers have an additional 2 bedrooms.   Or they own multiple homes.

So they all start dying off.   Most boomers have chose to stay in their large homes thru old age, unlike the generation before them.   I think this is because they are cash poor and do not want to give up their property.
so they start dying:
1. They start selling their homes because they can't maintain them, they're too old
2. They sell cause they need money for medical stuff and expect to live forever
3. They die

so then
people inherit... but because all of these boomers hoarded property so long, will the over-inflated cost of family sized homes take a dump when that many homes hit the market around the same time?    Will those inheriting not want to maintain an ugly outdated house in the suburbs and sell, sell, sell... also dumping the price?  Will those liquidating properties all around the same time cause deflation?

Honestly I am excited to see what the mass exit of boomers from the job market (65 year old senior management that can't rotate a PDF) and from the housing market AND EVEN BETTER from politics... their mass exit will have an effect,  and i believe it will be positive. 

I wish they'd cap the voting age.   They're the only ones voting and they sure as hell aren't voting for the shit the younger folks want. 
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Shop Talk / Re: Fuck I am tired
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on September 21, 2019, 02:09:00 am »
Damn slakr, all that dancing at the male strip club is giving you quite a workout. They're going to make a movie about you called "Magic Jamie".
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Shop Talk / Re: Never Forget
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on September 21, 2019, 02:05:55 am »
I forget... who are you?
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Shop Talk / Re: self serve
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on September 21, 2019, 02:05:13 am »
Whenever I use the self serve kiosk, it says to me, "It puts the lotion in the basket." I don't know why.

I only use those things when I have one or two items; otherwise it's a pain in the ass. And no, I've never stolen from one.

I like to go through the checkout line. I choose the line with the cutest chick at the register; even if it's the longest line. Then I stare at her boobs.

Sometimes I'll tell the cashier this joke:

So a lady is at the grocery store register. She places down a tube of toothpaste, a toothbrush, a single serving dinner and an apple. The cashier says to her, "I see you must be single." The lady says, "Why, yes I am! How did you know?" The cashier answers, "Because you're fucking ugly."
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Shop Talk / Re: Fuck I am tired
« Last post by MUFDVR on September 17, 2019, 05:44:51 am »
Step up, slakr.

Dillver, how many steps is it to grocery store to pick up cat piss keyboard cleaning supplies?

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Shop Talk / Re: Never Forget
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on September 16, 2019, 07:23:47 pm »
P.S> My Balls, Your Chin
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Shop Talk / Re: Fuck I am tired
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on September 16, 2019, 06:56:19 pm »
Walk it off Poozzy

Ive been working everyday for the last 4 months..altho my work requires me to sit on the toilet seat for extended periods of time everyday, while i strategize company growth, and think of profit/loss calculations

much like my cat who looks like he is doing calculus whilst squeezing out a pumpernickel
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Shop Talk / Re: Fuck I am tired
« Last post by Pervarotti on September 16, 2019, 11:51:04 am »
That is a lot of walking.  Are you losing weight?

Iím up 30lbs with baby weight I have been walking 3 miles a day.

Also tired as fuck because as it turns out babies want to eat every 2-3 hours.  I cannot remember the last time I slept more than 4 hours. 
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