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Shop Talk / Re: Top 25 memes ever - Washington Post
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on February 13, 2018, 06:41:59 pm »
lulz..smite
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Shop Talk / Re: Top 25 memes ever - Washington Post
« Last post by MUFDVR on February 12, 2018, 07:58:05 am »
This should have made the list

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Shop Talk / Re: Top 25 memes ever - Washington Post
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on February 11, 2018, 11:46:24 am »
boobs is what we discuss mostly
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Shop Talk / Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
« Last post by Ogre on January 29, 2018, 03:21:45 pm »
It was a good joke, some friends still bring it up.
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Shop Talk / Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 29, 2018, 06:08:17 am »
Ha! I like that. That's funny!
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Shop Talk / Re: Fast Talkers
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 29, 2018, 06:06:12 am »
I don't know about any fast talkers except a manic friend of my wife's. She is a jabber jaws.

But I hate it in business meetings when there's a person who won't stop talking; hardly taking a breath. That doesn't give me any time to interject with a thought that could help the project and I'm too introverted and polite to just cut them off. I will sometimes cut them off if I feel that what I have to say is important enough or if I'm drunk.
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Shop Talk / Re: It has rained .02 inches here since Oct 1st
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 29, 2018, 06:01:07 am »
It's raining here today. Been raining for 24+ hours.
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Shop Talk / Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 29, 2018, 05:59:48 am »
AA is a place for lonely people with drinking problems to go and socialize. It's pretty cool actually, but not for me.
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Shop Talk / Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
« Last post by Ogre on January 16, 2018, 10:00:22 am »
Dainty moose?


Tell us more.

It was years ago, like '99 or 2000. I almost died from infection after a business trip to Canada. The infection stemmed from what seemed to be an insect bite, but the story I ran with was that a moose must have snuck up on me while I slept.

Some folks rejected that idea since a moose is so large that one couldn't possibly sneak up on someone sleeping in a hotel room. To which I would reply, "Well, it was a dainty moose." In my typical straight-man tone.

That joke killed, and the set-up was surprisingly reliable if the situation and timing were right.
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Shop Talk / Re: Whats the longest you have ever slept?
« Last post by Pervarotti on January 13, 2018, 02:00:32 pm »
Dainty moose?


Tell us more.
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