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Shop Talk / Re: Cheers Bitches
« Last post by slakr on March 15, 2022, 06:41:06 am »
Hey good morning.

Been busy as shit.   Once a year i have a sip  aha.

Been traveling a lot for work, which has been different but hey everyone always needs fuel right.   Not many electric vehicles up here.   

Hope all is well with you
Shop Talk / Re: I have a confession after all these years
« Last post by Gooey on March 14, 2022, 08:40:07 pm »
I thought you were going to confess that you did actual give your cats AIDS.... and it wasn't your brother.....
Shop Talk / Re: Cheers Bitches
« Last post by Gooey on March 14, 2022, 08:38:31 pm »
Hey Slakr, long time, no talk. How is everything at the North Pole?
Shop Talk / Cheers Bitches
« Last post by slakr on March 01, 2022, 08:00:13 pm »
After a couple years i found a sip

Here i sit after being stabbed i can have a shot.  Damn.


Hope you fucks are okay
Shop Talk / Re: I have a confession after all these years
« Last post by nikki on February 23, 2022, 09:12:45 pm »
You know, Silver and I make the balls/chin joke often at each other, but I think he forgets when I first told him about that gag:

My older brother was/is smarter and funnier than I. He's super sarcastic and I always looked up to him to get his approval. Yet, he always had the best way to shut me down with an insult.

In high school, I'd say, "Hey, Brad! I got an A++ on my math test to day!" He'd dryly say, "Really. Come here." Then he'd scratch under my chin and say, "My balls itch."

That's not really funny, that's abusive. Maybe part of your problem.
Shop Talk / In this thread, we say what's good in our lives right now
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on February 18, 2022, 08:09:03 am »
This post is where we say good things that are going on right now....

For me:

My favorite thing in life is supporting my 13-year-old son in his love of playing baseball. He simply LOVES the game and challenging himself to get better. Watching him play on the field is my favorite thing ever.

He's been playing baseball since he was 5 years old in Tee-Ball. Since then has played every spring and fall season. He always has a great attitude and the coaches love him.

However, for this spring season, he aged out of the league he was in. They don't have a team for kids 13 and older. SO, I had to figure out how to get him on some other team. A travel baseball team seemed the way to go, but those teams only accept the best (and a $650 to $800 fee).

Simon's middle school only has one team of 14 kids for the 7th and 8th graders and there were 180 kids trying out, so it wasn't worth bothering to try out since half the kids on the team from last year would get on the team.

Anyway... It took me three months of research to investigate travel baseball teams in our area. Simon tried out last Sunday and made it on the "Carolina Blue Bloods" travel baseball team!

I was so excited and happy when he made the team that I literally shed a few tears of joy (I really did).

So, we're looking forward to the upcoming baseball season to see Simon improve as a ball player and grow as a young man. We're going to travel around the state for games with tournaments in Charleston, SC and Asheville, NC.

It's gonna be fun!

Sadly, I have some kind of ligament issue going on in my right shoulder now from my years of playing ball and it hurts, but that won't stop me from wailing fastballs at my son as always for batting practice and such.
Shop Talk / Re: Fuck Facebook
« Last post by Captain Caveman on January 22, 2022, 12:00:29 pm »
I missed seeing that. Man, that sucks!
Shop Talk / Re: Northern Lights
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 03, 2022, 08:31:20 pm »
I'd jack off to that.
Shop Talk / Re: Fuck Facebook
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 03, 2022, 08:30:53 pm »
My mother died a horrible death from COVID on June 27, 2021. To see your mother drown in her own lung fluid as I was at her bedside holding her hand was awful, you cunt. I saw my father pass the month earlier the same way. It was hard, but I'm over it yet. The mental and physical abuse is of my parents is finally OVER. As much as I love them and will miss them, I feel a bit of relief. Should I or not. I did sincerely loved my parents, as twisted as they were. They did try.
Shop Talk / Re: Just renewed
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 03, 2022, 08:23:29 pm »
I remember that I joined MaximPad on March 10, 2000. On March 15, 2000, we all had an argument abut the "Ides of March"; that's why I remember it.

Where is "PimpoftheNation", "Shaft", "Ronin", or "IcebergSlim" today do you think? Jail? Remember back when trying to be a "pimp" was cool? Me either. But those guys did.
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