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Shop Talk / Shit -cold- weather here, and guess the #1 question in San Diego
« Last post by Pervarotti on May 21, 2018, 07:10:12 pm »
It's 61f and it's been shit weather for about 4 days, with no end in sight. 

I kind of hate it here.

- very expensive, inflation is going nuts
- tons of homeless, mean, crazy, dirty vagrants walking around like zombies on some kind of drug
- spoiled kid douche bags
- green building laws that make it impossible to get permits
- cops running lights and hitting civilians with their hands and cars
- everything is covered in beige stucco
- every woman has a spray tan, fake nails, and extensions.  Most bleach their teeth and everybody has highlights. 
- yoga pants on every woman (fat, than, old, young) all the time
- everybody I know is taking antidepressants, except my husband  --- we are all on something


Here is the number one question exchanged walking down the street in San Diego:

1. Do You have a Dollar?


no sorry


2. Spare change?  *ignore*
3. Do you have a light?  no
4. Can I get a cigarette?  (I don't smoke)
5. My baby/car/wife is in real need of help man... you got some money to help me out?

Sure, there are other comments, but for the most part nobody makes eye contact because we are all scared of being bothered, mostly for money.

It is sad - nobody says "Hello" walking past unless they're hitting on you or want money.   Some of the homeless people call me a cunt, fucking bitch, white bitch or whatever if I don't yield money.   I generally do not ever carry cash unless I know I need it for a particular reason.




Want to moooooove but my husband is licensed here, and all of my experience and work referrals are local.    I need to find another place to hate. 

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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on May 17, 2018, 07:58:34 pm »
You met shaft? I did not know that. He and Pimp were pretty solid guys. Pimp was a bit standoffish. Which was fine. I didn't really want to get to know him. Kinda like how you get a vibe off someone and think, "This isn't my sort of guy that I would rather not have anything in common with." That was how I felt with pimp, who blew me penis.

Now, Spiderman,from Iowa, was going to Windsor, Canada for an accounting seminar in 2002, so I was living in Bitch-Again (Which is what I call Michigan because the people there complain and bitch a hell of a lot) and I was 15 minutes from Windsor, so I said to Spiderfuck: I'll be there!

We ended up at a Canadian "Gentlemen's Club". Topless and bottomless in Windsor, Canada, and the most beautiful 18 year olds in the world. $4.00 beers. And Spiderman and his buddies he brought with him were hilarious! They were from Iowa after all, but damned, his one friend maybe never saw boobs before in his life. He was a tall thin guy who looked like Gilligan. He literally stood up and was stamping his feet on the ground going, "Whooo! Hooo!". I was fucking laughing because I thought his reaction was the BEST, but at the same time realizing he was a newbie to any tit bar, said, "Hey, Can I buy you a beer to get you to settle down some, fella?" He was embarrassing.

After that. I went home. End of story.
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on May 14, 2018, 06:24:27 pm »
I met Sel a few times. even met shaft, I think he may have tried to get me to follow him behind a CVS
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on May 14, 2018, 02:23:43 pm »
I LOVED attacking other forums. One of my favorite places to attack was the women's forum, what was that site? Some women's magazine. Anyway, they were all talking about pies and shit and then we come in there and one of you guys wrote, "It's time to give up the butthole ladies!"

I never laughed so hard.

It was so wrong and irreverent, but harmless really. I died laughing at that shit.

Was it Glamour Mag Forums?

Anyway, Angela was a convert. She was over there at Glamour first then came to our forums. She always claimed that she was connected to the mob via family. Bullshit? Shaft met her. He said she was very pretty but he claimed she had big hands.

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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by Captain Caveman on May 08, 2018, 01:31:03 pm »
Everyone was banging dillvers mom.

That so called attack on the nerd forums was kinda funny. A bunch of pissed off computer nerds started spamming our board. It was fun
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by MUFDVR on May 01, 2018, 06:50:20 am »
One of the guys who worked for maxim started Terrian after Maxim shut down the forums for what was  some type of legal issue, fairly sure they got served or were contacted by lawyers/LE. After everyone migrated to Terrian, a group of Terrian trolls decided to raid ars technica (dumbest idea ever) and mess with their board.   Ars fought back and found out that the Terrian owners were using unlicensed software and threatened to report them for that to whoever owned the software.  The pussies who owned Terrian backed down and pulled the plug. Those left moved to ezboard.  I was banging dillver's mom throughout it all.
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on May 01, 2018, 05:14:19 am »
I haz Cant Remember to Shit syndrome too
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by Pervarotti on April 30, 2018, 09:10:45 am »
I can't remember shit minute to minute. 

CRS

Can't Remember Shit

and don't care.
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on April 29, 2018, 10:16:13 am »
Oh.
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Shop Talk / Re: Stopping by to make you feel old
« Last post by Ogre on April 27, 2018, 09:11:31 am »
Terrian was taken down for a software license violation, not because it was hacked.
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