CARS

[Pervarotti]

I don't even drink anymore but i know that wasn't directed at me. 

Do you get a better car?  Too bad we are not closer Adam would love to sue that person for you.

Space will get caught sooner or later, too many lucky breaks at this point.  Space you should take this advice a little more seriously.

[MUFDVR]

I've got a rental until I decide what to do.  I have a friend who is one of the local trial lawyers.  I told him to go for all he can get and sue that fucker, don't be a pussy about it.   The guy who hit me had a BMW SUV so he could be rich.  I'll get something out of it.

[SpaceMonkey]

Audi? I have an innie.

An old belly button joke.

Gooey. I had a Hyundai before I went over to Mazda. I loved my Hyundai. They discontinued the model I'd had, so I looked elsewhere.

Funny thing: My older brother works in marketing for Genital Motors (GM) for some 15 years and can get me a discount on GM cars. Fuck that He's so disappoint in me because I buy foreign. Sorry, bub, but your GM discount doesn't equal me buying a shit vehicle.

[Gooey]

Yeah, my Tiburon is the last year they made it before discontinuing them. I don't blame you for buying foreign vehicles, American cars are crap.

[Silver Mercenary]

Tiburon is for phags and straight dudes that blow other dudes for fun

I drive a 2018 Bugatti

[SpaceMonkey]

Damned Muf, sorry to hear that.

Someone already put a ding in my car in a parking lot.

I drink and drive all the time, but I drive cautious and SLOW when I do.