roll call

[nikki]

Found a list from the old Maxim forum

QtPie, Philly
ronin, Virginia... Rich
SithLord, Baltimore
Buddman, Alabama
TheBrownGuy, Toronto
jenny, Waterloo, ON
Ogre, Fort Worth
Coyote, Madison WI
PLAYBOY, State of Confusion
soreloser, Tempe, AZ
deenutz, DC
JAFO, Vallejo
jarrod21, Dallas
slakr, Cambridge Bay
Grindstone, Vancouver
Honeygirl, Boston
wuz_Wuzzled, State of what?
trimhammer, NJ
champ_jj, New Braunfels, TX
Incredible, Columbus OH
ViagraMan, Bay Area
LilHooker, Lubbock
pimpofthenation, Detroit
JackFoley, UK
Iceberg Slim, Hamilton ON
whosyadaddy, Buffalo
jouissance, cali-oh
Mustang, Alexandria VA
futtbuck, NYC
spacemanspiff, Anchorage
dingus, nebraska
freebeer, Boston
Heidi, San Diego
CANUCK, Langley BC
Homespun, Dothan AL
snuffalufagus, ?
declinesuffertrashed, Oceanside
Griff, Farmington Mo
SenorLumpy, San Diego (fucker stood me up in Pineville, NC).

[nikki]

So the thread was about Myers Briggs

Buddman and jenny are a ESFJ
Ogre EITP

Senor Lumpy living in a hole called Ceiba.

[nikki]

so many years ago.

[nikki]

Awww shit, explosion in Bobby Deniro's neighborhood. awwww. Possible radiation.

[Silver Mercenary]

The only explosion and radiation is coming from Bobby D's putrid stinkhole

[nikki]

The only explosion and radiation is coming from Bobby D's putrid stinkhole

Bet he was friends with Mr. Warner. Feds probably going to go show up at his door one of these days because he's a lizard person.

[SpaceMonkey]

Hi!

[nikki]

I have a cute photo of me and Heather at Coyote Joes in Charlotte with Coyote... and a bunch of my drunk friends. Was looking at it the other day...

Then she met that guy in Rock Hill and I was sad.

[Silver Mercenary]

WHat is Rock hill? some sort of hillbilly reference for a drug buying overpass?

[SpaceMonkey]

NIKKI! YOU have been to Coyote Joes? I have lived in Charlotte for 12 years and have always wanted to see a concert there. I have never been there. I have driven by. It looks like a country-western hick fest, but I love that sort of thing. Do they have glory holes there and long neck beers? I'd love to shove a long neck beer through a glory hole. Just to see what would happen.

[justin]

That explosion was Bob trying to use one of his 2 brain cells.

[SpaceMonkey]

Every March 15th, I remember the day I joined the Maxim Pad. I was in Maxim Pad a week prior to March 15th, 2000, but on March 15th there was a huge laugh-riot debate about The Ides of March. So, every March 15th I think of you good friends/fools.

I hope all is well with you all. I turn 55 years old tomorrow and have never felt old before. But last year kicked my ass, and I feel old now.

I officially got divorced last year February, after 6 years of separation. I lost both of my parents due to COVID last summer. I lost three friends my age or younger due to COVID and two due to cancer since last November. I feel tired a lot. I'm just fucking old! I also just had a dime-sized patch of skin cancer removed from my nose 4 weeks ago. It's healing well. Wear your sunscreen!!

BUT! I'm working, so that's cool. I work from home. That's cool too. I make $120,000 a year writing for CVS.com, so that's cool as well. I actually take meetings and write a bit for about 4 hours and in between watch TV.

My boys, age 13 and 17 are a daily trial, but I love them.

I don't drink as much as I used to. No more drinking 5ths. I buy a couple of beers about every three days (Yes, they are 42. oz Icehouse beers wich are 5.5% alc/vol, but better than when I used to guzzle Early Times and Wild Turkey.

That's my update. What are youz guyz up to?