My Balls. Your Chin.

[SpaceMonkey]

When I was a kid, then a teen, my older brother was the most awesomely sarcastic bastard.

I'd be telling him a story about an episode of LaVerne and Shirely or whatever, and instead of him telling me to shut up, he'd walk over to me silently, scratch under my chin, and say, "My balls itched."

Then he'd walk away.

I thought it hilarious.

[Silver Mercenary]

Our grammar school joke was we'd go up to the the victim..scratch the top of his heAD and say "sorry my balls itch"

[SpaceMonkey]

One of my 100 favorite grammar school jokes was: "Hey, what's the capital of Thailand?" Bangkok!" Then slam a kid right in the balls with the back of your hand.

The old days were funny. And yes, kids did that joke to me too. It got to the point where a guy would just walk by and say "Thailand" then slam your balls.

It was a stupid, funny, rite of passage. It made us kids stronger and aware of anyone approaching us.