Author Topic: Shavin  (Read 5208 times)

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Shavin
« on: May 06, 2015, 10:24:03 am »
So yeah, I've probably spent close to like 700 bucks on shaving crap since the beginning of March. A leather strop, a couple of hones, 2 straight razors, numerous shaving products such creams, soaps, pre-shave oils, after shave balms, after shave splashes, lotions, better face washes, Thayers Witch Hazel toner, blah blah blah...

and I freaking love it... I only shave ever other day and at night at that...

I had the best shave last night. I hit my 12000 grit naniwa water stone a few passes on both razors. Got them mirror finished and then stropped. I got the jewelers loupe out and checked out the edges... SUPERB... the razor glided really easy against my skin.  Closest with NO IRRITATION shave of all time. My skin still feels super smooth over 12 hours later. 
I put on Speick after shave balm before coming to work. Which makes your skin feel baby butt soft.

the only draw back im noticing is that my whiskers do seem to be denser now that i shave regularly...

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 10:44:05 am »
You don't need all of that shit.

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 10:47:31 am »
LOL WTF?

I just get a $5 shaver, and $3 Gel and be done with it

Some people make an orgasmic ritual out of it, whatever rocks your boat
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Re: Shavin
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2015, 10:59:22 am »
I got a new beard trimmer. It has a Lithium battery in it, and it will run off of the line voltage while it's plugged in. It's awesome.


I don't need all that fancy shit because I have a beard. Real men have beards.

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2015, 11:13:35 am »
Real men have beards with poo in it
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Re: Shavin
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2015, 11:16:27 am »
yeah i know i don't need all that shit but it's fun... especially with all the different kinds of shaving creams, soaps, lotions balms... finding the ones i really like ... reading reviews on them before trying them... this is all a process...



ive been sucking at darts lately, so i needed a new hobby to enjoy besides bangin slappy's mom...


oh, im sorry... I thought this was the glamour forums... my bad

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2015, 11:18:59 am »
Here's a hobby

Pop the blisters from your nutsack onto a canvas and make scrotum art
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Re: Shavin
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2015, 11:27:25 am »
i use to keep a beard or scruff most of the time... but there is too much gray hair in it which makes me look way older than i am ... when im clean shavin i like way younger...

the effort to have a nice smooth comfortable face is worth it to me...

shaving with a razor sharp cut throat razor is more manly than having a beard


nothing like having that cold steel against your neck peeling a layer of skin away... oh yes... makes you feel alive!

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2015, 12:33:33 pm »
Here's a hobby

Pop the blisters from your nutsack onto a canvas and make scrotum art

HAHAHAH!!! ;D

Booby, your bathroom sink must look like a 15 year old girl lives there.  My hair (what's left of it) and stubble has some grey creeping into it.  I like it.  It's fucking distinguished looking.  Old dudes trying to look young is sad.  Own your shit!

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 12:41:33 pm »
Real men shave twice a day.


Fag.


PS..It's cool that you like shaving, but your post sounds like it came from a metrosexual flute puffer
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Re: Shavin
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 12:57:01 pm »
Real men shave their nutsacks twice a day

Yea ..sorry..this thread is gayer than 2 dudes on a tandem bike

Men shouldnt spend more than 5 mins a day grooming..or more than 6 hours a day scratching their nads
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Re: Shavin
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 02:05:22 pm »
says the guy that came to Nierdwad Nashville with fracking hair dye to look good for Heidi...

give me a break biatch !

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 02:14:01 pm »
LOL @ Hairdye

never used hair dye until I was 40ish..didnt have gray hairs

still have no grays in the no mans land region
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Re: Shavin
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 02:27:59 pm »
says the guy that came to Nierdwad Nashville with fracking hair dye to look good for Heidi...

give me a break biatch !

Dillver, is this true?  LMAO.  That's gay man.  Totally. 

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Re: Shavin
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2015, 02:41:46 pm »
 Speakin of dick sucking gay, Muffins... didn't you and your biking buddies use to lube each others legs up and shave the hairs off for more aerodynamics?  then bought each other black leather vest with your mountain bike gang name on the back?  Athens Mountain Stone Gobblers was it... was there some overt homosexual initiation involved?