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Failbook
« on: October 15, 2015, 09:56:56 am »
I think the novelty of Facebook has worn out, I want to put a fork in my eye every time I visit it, which I seldom do

I just log in once in a while, and just "like" something, so my family doesnt think Im dead

Recently, I noticed FB newsfeed is showing every god damn persons "likes" or "comments"

anyone else seeing this ?
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Re: Failbook
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2015, 10:40:49 am »
I'm bored with it too. The novelty has worn off.  :'(

You can turn off whether your likes or comments show to everyone.

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2015, 12:25:19 pm »
I keep losing friends on FB because I challenge them and cuss them when I'm hammered. Is that fair? Why can't they just be cool about it?

Just kidding.

Fuck you.

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2015, 03:37:16 pm »
Once you get the general feel of each posters contents..its all the same shit over and over again

Kind of like here..but with less fecal matters
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Re: Failbook
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2015, 06:54:43 am »
JAMES WADE SONS!

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2015, 11:11:45 am »
My friend has been calling me telling me that he wants to evict his estranged wife.  Calls her a crazy whore, says she is abusive and he hates her.

She is pregnant with someone else's baby. 

Had the baby this weekend.

Pictures of him holding the baby and smiling and them together.... posted all over facebook.

What the fuck???  People are so full of shit.


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Re: Failbook
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2015, 01:49:03 pm »
wow

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2015, 02:46:10 pm »
LULZ I am da baby daddy

Fauxbook is complete b.s. thats why there is "Your facebook self" vs "Your Real self" jokes

is dis your friend?

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2015, 03:52:48 pm »
He is a tan Asian and she is white.  The Baby is white.

Also he sent me a couple of pics of the baby from his cell.  Why? 

He told me he was going to protest and demand that she prove he is the father with a paternity test yet he is taking all kinds of pictures with the kid and gave the kid his last name. 

Plus.  The baby is ugly.

Dumbass will eventually get a divorce and end up paying child support for that kid.
 

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2015, 06:54:03 pm »
Salaam Salami Likes your post

LOL @ Ugly baby

Most babies are not cute (only their parents think they are)

I find baby animals are much cuter
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Re: Failbook
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2015, 10:23:28 am »
That Fucking guy called me Denis again

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2015, 11:27:34 am »
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2016, 10:04:16 pm »
So it looks like Facebook is now..Cookbook..stupid 5 minute recipe's in fast motion on every post

I just watch the beginning..and already know what happens at the end *kicks rock*
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Re: Failbook
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2016, 05:02:45 am »
At least, it seems, that people have learned not to discuss politics on FB anymore. At least in my feed. I don't see any arguments about politics anymore.

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Re: Failbook
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2016, 05:26:31 pm »
I must not be in your feed, because I can't help but get into it with retarded Trump supporters.