Author Topic: Toilet Epiphany  (Read 22 times)

Silver Mercenary

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Toilet Epiphany
« on: June 19, 2018, 06:48:54 pm »
Today I woke up pretty early and followed my usual routine of half awake and feeling my way towards the toilet with one eye still shut, and ponder the meaning of life.

Ive got a theory, that the 1st 5 minutes u are awake, you are at your emotionally and introspective sharpest. Try it..instead of thinking about what you ate and how a brown log that large can physically exit your asshole..think about your life the 1st five minutes.

Anyhoo, I realized..I cannot name 2..3. or even 5 events..from every year of my life past 21..can anyone?

I remember traumatic events, special events, memorable events..but honestly cannot think of at least 5 memories for every year of my life.

Next time you're on the shitter..do this test..see what you come up with. The results will be both sad and surprising
Meat IS Murder. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

Gooey

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2018, 08:16:44 pm »
I canít remember where I parked my car most of the time...

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2018, 04:12:37 am »
I can remember women from certain years, some professional events and some sports that happened.  But that's it. 

I know in 99, I was banging this kinda hot chick named Emily who had big round hooters and short blond hair.  I knew it was 99 because it was last year of Masters.  Stuff like that. 

But no, I can't do 5 for every year.  Car, like gooey said.
I mongered Dillver's mom.

Silver Mercenary

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2018, 07:39:11 pm »
Ya'll fools dont remember shit like graduation, your first car, a bad date, a big crush, a car accident, job change, etc?

I thought I had lost my mind..my 30's is a complete blur, but I feel better knowing u guys cant remember shit either
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