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My car stinks
« on: August 01, 2017, 08:52:04 am »
I talked some old lady down to 2800 for this jeep.  It has 100k on it but no body damage and runs well.  It's fast and has 4 wheel drive.

The car smelled strongly of Armerall so I put a "fresh linen" air freshener in it and now it smells strongly like an old lady's perfume.   It's gross and I can't get the smell to go away.  I barely use it.  It also smells like old car cause its old and the plastic smells when cars get old.

Imma put baking soda in it and see if it helps.   Can't leave the windows down cause there are too many car thieves around here. 

Any other ideas?

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2017, 09:31:43 am »
Put a downy sheet in the interior cabin filter.  I tried that once and it worked well.
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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2017, 02:02:01 pm »
drive through a car wash with all windows down
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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2017, 02:46:53 pm »
Is that how you take a shower?

Stupid.   Help me with my stinky car or I'll punch Adam.

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2017, 04:42:08 pm »
Punch his clown

The best you can do is get an interior wash, car places will do that for you. or you can get dirty and do it yourself, clean top to bottom with yours (or adams) toothbrush.

Then leave windows down to air dry for a couple days. I guarantee the smell of an old lady's rotting crotch will no longer fester in your car.

I have to do this everytime I have to transport a corpse, so I know what Im talking aboot
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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2017, 04:43:33 pm »
Get it detailed, tell them it stinks.

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2017, 05:39:35 pm »
Have you tried wiping your ass a fifth time? Maybe it is just bad technique...

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2017, 05:54:03 pm »
LOL, that was a good one Laker. I literally laughed out loud.

Perv, why not try Fabreeze?

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2017, 06:04:47 pm »
That might work.

Laker you're an asshole.   Go wipe yourself.

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2017, 06:22:33 pm »
I know. I thought it was a funny tie into two separate conversations.  The plastic can't be that old, though the s Cali sun may do damage not noticed up north. I was going to say try mother's heavy duty trim cleaner but I thought it would put me in the asshole catagory as well.

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2017, 06:28:01 pm »
I was told not to never use Armour All on upholstery, because the shine will attract the sun more and crack it. I use a little Murphy's Oil soap on upholstery.

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2017, 07:24:36 pm »
ewe dont wanna mask the stench with more putrid floral scents. thats temporary.

Get in there and clean that shit. Hire a good cat piss cleaner in your area, I hear they are magical
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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2017, 12:21:28 am »
Yea febreeze might help but it probably needs a detail. 

I have sheep skin seat covers.  No idea how to clean them.  They're only about 8 months old.

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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2017, 12:44:46 pm »
it just so happens Im an expert of sheeps and goats
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Re: My car stinks
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2017, 09:27:04 pm »
Place gasoline inside. Set gasoline on fire.