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I'm Feeling Old
« on: September 06, 2017, 11:12:24 am »
I used to be able to hack a full day at the race track. Last Sunday, a friend and I got up at 5 am to go to the NASCAR race at Darlington, SC. I was about dead come race time at 6:00 pm. Just wiped out from the sun, the walking, the drinking.

We took a tour of the Richard Childress Racing shop at 8:00 am then a 2.5 hour bus ride to the track. I didn't drink that much all day either; just six Bud Lights and a pint of Jack Daniels that I had in a flask. But not having slept the night before very well, I was a zombie walking.

The sun (my face got all burned), the massive amount of walking, well, I was a little bummed come mid-race and I was dozing off in my seat in the stands. Nothing like catching a few zz's while watching a NASCAR race live. It made me think that I'm really starting to slow down. I could go all day at previous races in my youth.

So, to wake myself up mid-race, I had cigarettes and hit the Jack Daniels's booth ($8.00 for a Jack and Coke). I chowed a couple hot dogs too. That helped me get through.

The bus ride after the race was 4 hours long. We got back at 2:30 am then went to Waffle House until 3:30 am.

Why, that's a long day, and I used to find that sort of thing fun. I'm not so sure anymore.

Side note: my travel companion was a drag. So that didn't help. A friend of a friend, a 59 year old, cantankerous truck driver who kept telling me about his bowel issues.




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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2017, 01:53:41 pm »
ewe are old..and your ballsack has dustmites and cobwebs
Meat IS Murder. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2017, 10:43:15 am »
I don't drink that much alcohol in a year.

Well, maybe 6 months.

SpaceMonkey

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2017, 07:18:08 am »
That race weekend wore me out. I was down with a cold all week. I'm finally feeling better.

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2017, 03:08:20 pm »
That race weekend wore me out. I was down with a cold all week. I'm finally feeling better.

stop drinking.
heh.

SpaceMonkey

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2017, 05:49:04 am »
I will. At some point.

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2017, 11:55:06 am »
I will. At some point.

hah. what's the point? your liver is shot by now.

SpaceMonkey

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2017, 07:32:41 pm »
I highly doubt that my liver is shot. I sure could stand to lose a few pounds, but otherwise, I'm fine.

I'm still handsome too.

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2017, 06:15:25 am »
You might want to get your blood sugar checked.  One of the regulars around here just died from pancreatitis due to something to do with undiagnosed diabetes from drinking too much beer and rumpie.
I mongered Dillver's mom.

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2017, 07:40:08 pm »
Dude, I had pancreatitus once, it fuckin sucked balls. couldnt swallow my meals, lump in throat, syrupy taste
Meat IS Murder. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2017, 07:40:49 pm »
Never mind, that was Pancakes at Waffle House, not Pancreatitus
Meat IS Murder. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2017, 06:48:01 am »
Slurping on the syrup slathered cock of some drifter isn't the same as eating pancakes at waffle house
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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2017, 09:56:15 am »
U describe that way too vividly for it just to be rhetoric
Meat IS Murder. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2017, 09:59:44 am »
Your sister told me the story, so it should sound whoretoric.
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Re: I'm Feeling Old
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2017, 04:34:50 am »
As a Waffle House connoisseur, they don't serve pancakes. Hence the name WAFFLE HOUSE.