Author Topic: Toilet Epiphany  (Read 435 times)

Gooey

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2018, 04:39:40 pm »
If you use helium your voice will change and you can have one final laugh before you go! Maybe record your suicide note with helium voice, that might be a first? Nah, I bet a sad clown has done this before.

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2018, 08:16:10 am »
Did ogre just say helium is a safe way to die? lolz

dying is the exact opposite of being safe
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Gooey

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2018, 09:13:01 am »
LOL, I think he meant safe bet, as in a safe bet you will die painlessly, without a mess, etc.

Honestly, if someone left a suicide recording with helium voice.... would you laugh a little at first, after hearing the beginning?

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2018, 03:41:42 pm »
Safe with regards to other people. Volatile gasses, firearms, motor vehicles, etc. All have some risk of damage to people or property.

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2018, 09:29:44 pm »
I'm not going to commit suicide. I want to live.

I just want to live without so many hassles in life.

This year has been a bummer so far.