Today I woke up pretty early and followed my usual routine of half awake and feeling my way towards the toilet with one eye still shut, and ponder the meaning of life.Ive got a theory, that the 1st 5 minutes u are awake, you are at your emotionally and introspective sharpest. Try it..instead of thinking about what you ate and how a brown log that large can physically exit your asshole..think about your life the 1st five minutes.Anyhoo, I realized..I cannot name 2..3. or even 5 events..from every year of my life past 21..can anyone?I remember traumatic events, special events, memorable events..but honestly cannot think of at least 5 memories for every year of my life.Next time you're on the shitter..do this test..see what you come up with. The results will be both sad and surprising
