Author Topic: Toilet Epiphany  (Read 2179 times)

Gooey

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2018, 04:39:40 pm »
If you use helium your voice will change and you can have one final laugh before you go! Maybe record your suicide note with helium voice, that might be a first? Nah, I bet a sad clown has done this before.

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2018, 08:16:10 am »
Did ogre just say helium is a safe way to die? lolz

dying is the exact opposite of being safe
Meat IS Murder. How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?

Gooey

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2018, 09:13:01 am »
LOL, I think he meant safe bet, as in a safe bet you will die painlessly, without a mess, etc.

Honestly, if someone left a suicide recording with helium voice.... would you laugh a little at first, after hearing the beginning?

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2018, 03:41:42 pm »
Safe with regards to other people. Volatile gasses, firearms, motor vehicles, etc. All have some risk of damage to people or property.

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2018, 09:29:44 pm »
I'm not going to commit suicide. I want to live.

I just want to live without so many hassles in life.

This year has been a bummer so far.

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2019, 02:54:30 am »
space seems u have a pretty kush job... things are looking up

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2019, 03:34:59 pm »
what a bum thread...

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Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2019, 03:48:33 pm »
Today I woke up pretty early and followed my usual routine of half awake and feeling my way towards the toilet with one eye still shut, and ponder the meaning of life.

Ive got a theory, that the 1st 5 minutes u are awake, you are at your emotionally and introspective sharpest. Try it..instead of thinking about what you ate and how a brown log that large can physically exit your asshole..think about your life the 1st five minutes.

Anyhoo, I realized..I cannot name 2..3. or even 5 events..from every year of my life past 21..can anyone?

I remember traumatic events, special events, memorable events..but honestly cannot think of at least 5 memories for every year of my life.

Next time you're on the shitter..do this test..see what you come up with. The results will be both sad and surprising

Do you have any metal fillings in your teeth?