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Shop Talk / GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on February 06, 2024, 07:07:57 pm »
Looks like the Big O, is shutting this place for good. Its been a nice run

Thanks for the decades of laughs and good humor, met some really cool lifelong friends here

Remember..we are the ORIGINAL MAXIM CREW HERE!

If any lowlife degenerate shit kicking sister fucker still hasnt logged on to the facebook group, here is the link

https://www.facebook.com/groups/591918369155287

Peace out! and Thanks to Ogre for keeping this toilet clogged and unflushed for so many years
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Shop Talk / Why am I the only one who posts here? Am I a tard?
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on October 13, 2023, 11:21:48 am »
How are all of youz guyz?

As you know, we have a Jeff's Forums Facebook page now. Yet, some of you are missing from joining that page (slakr?).

Anyway. I hope you are all still alive and well.
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Shop Talk / We're all older now
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on August 21, 2023, 05:50:00 pm »
I met most of you in the year 2000 at Maxim Mag. I was just a boy then.

I hope to hell that you all didn't mature since then, but kept on being goofballs like me.

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Shop Talk / Re: Covid
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on August 21, 2023, 05:40:29 pm »
I lost both of my parents due to COVID in 2021 within 2 months of each other. Happened so fast like a car crash.
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Shop Talk / Re: I quit my job
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on August 21, 2023, 05:38:33 pm »
slakr, do you have Facebook? We post here now: https://www.facebook.com/groups/591918369155287
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Shop Talk / Re: Global warming hurts my ice cubes
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on August 21, 2023, 05:31:56 pm »
Do you have a blow-up floatie? Maybe one shaped like a penguin? Water wings?

Seriously though, slakr. How have you been? How are the wife and child?
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Shop Talk / Re: My Balls. Your Chin.
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on August 21, 2023, 05:29:24 pm »
One of my 100 favorite grammar school jokes was: "Hey, what's the capital of Thailand?" Bangkok!" Then slam a kid right in the balls with the back of your hand.

The old days were funny. And yes, kids did that joke to me too. It got to the point where a guy would just walk by and say "Thailand" then slam your balls.

It was a stupid, funny, rite of passage. It made us kids stronger and aware of anyone approaching us.
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Shop Talk / Re: ITS OFFICIAL
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on August 21, 2023, 05:20:45 pm »
Where is Longboarder in all of this?
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Shop Talk / ITS OFFICIAL
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on August 04, 2023, 06:56:50 pm »
My Cock can now wrap around my head.

This forum should be changed to the Tardius Maximus forums

How is everyone? still battling AIDS?
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Shop Talk / Re: My Balls. Your Chin.
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on August 04, 2023, 06:51:22 pm »
Our grammar school joke was we'd go up to the the victim..scratch the top of his heAD and say "sorry my balls itch"
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