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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on November 17, 2018, 05:50:17 pm »
I have no idea where my mattress is from, to be honest. I think my wife and I bought it 18 years ago when we got married, then she bought a new one when we separated 3 years ago.

My mattress probably has 500 pounds of dead dust mites in it.
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Shop Talk / Re: Did you deport anyone yet?
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on November 17, 2018, 05:47:21 pm »
When I lived in Detroit and we were 19, the drinking age in Windsor Canada, fifteen minutes away drive time, was 19. I don't know what it is now. But we'd go there on fake IDs even earlier than 19 and get plowed on higher alcohol content beer.

So, we'd take the tunnel or cross the bridge to Canada and drink at the clubs there. We went to the all-nude "Windsor Ballet" (as it was termed) nudie clubs too.

Anyway, one night, our friend Bill Bragg, a huge guy got into a fight at one of the clubs. The Windsor police came. They didn't arrest him but just took him back to the Michigan / Windsor line and kicked him out of Canada! We were in a car behind the police and picked him up on the US side of the border and drove him home. LOL! He was kicked out of Canada and can't go back since they have his name and photo on file.

I had a lot of fun at Canadian bars, but there were also some real dicks there, like any bar, and the dicks always seemed to be of some foreign nature, Albanian, Arabic, Italian; just assholes looking for a fight 'cos their life sucks.





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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by Ogre on November 05, 2018, 03:56:26 pm »
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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by MUFDVR on November 05, 2018, 06:12:50 am »
I slept on a sleep number this weekend.  I really liked it, I could be buying one of those.  Check it out.

Heidi sleeps like a moped, Dillver sleeps like a dopem.
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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on November 02, 2018, 09:19:47 pm »
White mattress of course..racist. Ive been researching beds,, these things all seem so stupid..foam, gel, memory, recycled horse manure, pillow top, springs, ass beads, vegan

to be honest my best nights have been on a hard floor and a pillow

Im just gonna invent my own out of horse feathers
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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by Pervarotti on November 02, 2018, 03:41:32 pm »
I also have insomnia.    I take medicine for it.    When I sleep it looks like I am riding a moped, but in the side laying position.

I also wake up easily, and I scream a lot.   good times. 
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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by seaniepmcgee on November 01, 2018, 08:33:54 pm »
I don't really sleep in my bed, mostly because I have crippling insomnia, but we have a white mattress
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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by Captain Caveman on November 01, 2018, 08:33:10 pm »
Sleep number. Best sleep ever.
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Shop Talk / Re: Did you deport anyone yet?
« Last post by seaniepmcgee on November 01, 2018, 08:31:33 pm »
yes

I plead out an illegal immigrant to a felony charge, he was deported

hell, it was either go to prison here in the US for a few years and then get deported, or just get deported

fuck it, why not?
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Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by Pervarotti on October 30, 2018, 02:40:02 pm »
My mattress also has mileage.  heh heh
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