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Shop Talk / Re: Wrinkles
« Last post by Ogre on August 01, 2019, 12:30:56 pm »
1. Should I get Botox on my ball sack to get the wrinkles out?


Yes

2. Should I use an iron and flatten dat shit out?


Yes

3. An acid mix, like a face peal?


Yes

4. Why are you reading this nonsense?


Yes
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Shop Talk / Re: Wrinkles
« Last post by nikki on July 25, 2019, 10:34:56 am »
drunk post? lol
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by nikki on July 24, 2019, 03:48:33 pm »
Today I woke up pretty early and followed my usual routine of half awake and feeling my way towards the toilet with one eye still shut, and ponder the meaning of life.

Ive got a theory, that the 1st 5 minutes u are awake, you are at your emotionally and introspective sharpest. Try it..instead of thinking about what you ate and how a brown log that large can physically exit your asshole..think about your life the 1st five minutes.

Anyhoo, I realized..I cannot name 2..3. or even 5 events..from every year of my life past 21..can anyone?

I remember traumatic events, special events, memorable events..but honestly cannot think of at least 5 memories for every year of my life.

Next time you're on the shitter..do this test..see what you come up with. The results will be both sad and surprising

Do you have any metal fillings in your teeth?
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Shop Talk / Re: You freaks are still here
« Last post by nikki on July 24, 2019, 03:43:28 pm »
Mia. wow.
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Shop Talk / Re: Fuck Yeah Jeff!
« Last post by nikki on July 24, 2019, 03:42:05 pm »
Oh and add Iran to the list, they have at least 1, probably 3. Turkey also has 40 stolen.
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Shop Talk / Re: Fuck Yeah Jeff!
« Last post by nikki on July 24, 2019, 03:41:24 pm »
LOL.

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Shop Talk / Re: Pregnant chicks
« Last post by nikki on July 24, 2019, 03:40:02 pm »
Congrats.
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Shop Talk / Re: CARS
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on June 27, 2019, 08:24:24 pm »
Damned Muf, sorry to hear that.

Someone already put a ding in my car in a parking lot.

I drink and drive all the time, but I drive cautious and SLOW when I do.
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Shop Talk / Re: Pregnant chicks
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on June 27, 2019, 08:20:21 pm »
My wife looked like a gorilla when pregnant. I still hit that, but still...
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Shop Talk / Re: How to keep people from calling in sick
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on June 27, 2019, 08:09:53 pm »
I'm broke. I owe more than I make.
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