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Shop Talk / Re: hey Bobby
« Last post by Gooey on February 18, 2019, 11:42:18 am »
I'm not a doctor, but these two look like they abused the hell out of drugs for awhile.
Shop Talk / Re: hey Bobby
« Last post by Ogre on February 18, 2019, 09:10:05 am »
That person has had too much sun.
Shop Talk / Re: hey Bobby
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on February 16, 2019, 06:47:20 pm »
This looks like what I would get if I put pork fat and beef jerky through a meet grinder
Shop Talk / hey Bobby
« Last post by Pervarotti on February 15, 2019, 12:41:26 pm »
Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Pervarotti on January 25, 2019, 02:54:30 am »
space seems u have a pretty kush job... things are looking up
Shop Talk / Re: Most vile killer ever
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on January 17, 2019, 06:29:53 pm »
Nah. We all know that the worst serial killer is a man named Silver Mercury.
Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on November 17, 2018, 05:50:17 pm »
I have no idea where my mattress is from, to be honest. I think my wife and I bought it 18 years ago when we got married, then she bought a new one when we separated 3 years ago.

My mattress probably has 500 pounds of dead dust mites in it.
Shop Talk / Re: Did you deport anyone yet?
« Last post by SpaceMonkey on November 17, 2018, 05:47:21 pm »
When I lived in Detroit and we were 19, the drinking age in Windsor Canada, fifteen minutes away drive time, was 19. I don't know what it is now. But we'd go there on fake IDs even earlier than 19 and get plowed on higher alcohol content beer.

So, we'd take the tunnel or cross the bridge to Canada and drink at the clubs there. We went to the all-nude "Windsor Ballet" (as it was termed) nudie clubs too.

Anyway, one night, our friend Bill Bragg, a huge guy got into a fight at one of the clubs. The Windsor police came. They didn't arrest him but just took him back to the Michigan / Windsor line and kicked him out of Canada! We were in a car behind the police and picked him up on the US side of the border and drove him home. LOL! He was kicked out of Canada and can't go back since they have his name and photo on file.

I had a lot of fun at Canadian bars, but there were also some real dicks there, like any bar, and the dicks always seemed to be of some foreign nature, Albanian, Arabic, Italian; just assholes looking for a fight 'cos their life sucks.

Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by Ogre on November 05, 2018, 03:56:26 pm »
Shop Talk / Re: Beds
« Last post by MUFDVR on November 05, 2018, 06:12:50 am »
I slept on a sleep number this weekend.  I really liked it, I could be buying one of those.  Check it out.

Heidi sleeps like a moped, Dillver sleeps like a dopem.
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