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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on June 20, 2018, 07:39:11 pm »
Ya'll fools dont remember shit like graduation, your first car, a bad date, a big crush, a car accident, job change, etc?

I thought I had lost my mind..my 30's is a complete blur, but I feel better knowing u guys cant remember shit either
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by MUFDVR on June 20, 2018, 04:12:37 am »
I can remember women from certain years, some professional events and some sports that happened.  But that's it. 

I know in 99, I was banging this kinda hot chick named Emily who had big round hooters and short blond hair.  I knew it was 99 because it was last year of Masters.  Stuff like that. 

But no, I can't do 5 for every year.  Car, like gooey said.
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Shop Talk / Re: Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Gooey on June 19, 2018, 08:16:44 pm »
I canít remember where I parked my car most of the time...
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Shop Talk / Toilet Epiphany
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on June 19, 2018, 06:48:54 pm »
Today I woke up pretty early and followed my usual routine of half awake and feeling my way towards the toilet with one eye still shut, and ponder the meaning of life.

Ive got a theory, that the 1st 5 minutes u are awake, you are at your emotionally and introspective sharpest. Try it..instead of thinking about what you ate and how a brown log that large can physically exit your asshole..think about your life the 1st five minutes.

Anyhoo, I realized..I cannot name 2..3. or even 5 events..from every year of my life past 21..can anyone?

I remember traumatic events, special events, memorable events..but honestly cannot think of at least 5 memories for every year of my life.

Next time you're on the shitter..do this test..see what you come up with. The results will be both sad and surprising
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Shop Talk / Re: Galaxy Note 7
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on June 19, 2018, 07:48:35 am »
I like to dissect them for fun learning. send em to me, I'll pay for shipping
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Shop Talk / Re: Galaxy Note 7
« Last post by Pervarotti on June 18, 2018, 06:09:56 pm »
what do you guys do with all your all phones? 

I've got several old iphones, an ipod and a blackberry.   Donate em? 

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Shop Talk / Re: Galaxy Note 7
« Last post by Silver Mercenary on June 12, 2018, 06:33:50 pm »
my ballz your chins
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California is supposed to be one of the most intense bar exams, if he could pass it there he could pass it somewhere else I am sure

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No, if we move he has to take the bar again.  He is working, just doesn't have any work right now.   For a few months he was busy, not this one though. 

Sun finally came out yesterday!  That was a long spell of fog. 
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does California have reciprocity for his law license with any other states?  I thought he wasn't working anyway?
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